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*VIDEO* Your Daley Gator NFL Game O’ The Week: Indianapolis Colts Vs. Tennessee Titans (Full Game)

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Again, where the Hell WERE these women when I was 12?

The Other McCain offers up a very sad tale of a 42-year-old woman, an ex NFL cheerleader, who has some deep isues maybe even the dreaded Cougaritis!

Jeff Gurner at Viral Read reports the disturbing story of the woman who was arrested for making advances on a 12-year-old boy:

Elizabeth Leigh Garner, a former Tennessee Titans cheerleader, was indicted last week on charges of aggravated sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for child rape.
The 42 year-old denies the allegations and told police “that she was drunk that evening and that she got the boy confused with a man that was also at the residence.”
According to the Mufreesboro police report, the boy stated“she was asking him if he had ever been with a woman,” and that Garner then touched him “on the outside of his pants” and made “an attempt to take his shorts off” while offering to “perform oral sex on him.”

Well, if being drunk were a valid defense against criminal charges, there would be a lot fewer people in prison, but given the description of her actions in the police report, does anyone buy this over-the-hill NFL cheerleader’s excuse that she was “confused”?

Confused? Or depraved? Depends on your outlook I guess. By the way how the Hell did Stacy know what I was thinking?

It is routinely expected that lots of guys reading this will react by saying, “Where were these sexually aggressive NFL cheerleaders back when I was an adolescent fantasizing about them?” We are all reminded of that famous scene in Animal House where the Playboy Bunny comes flying through the kid’s window: “Thank you, God!”

Damn! It is like he read my mind. But, he does make a great point. Sometimes fantasy should stay in the fantasy world. Unless of course hookers with duct tape and hockey masks are involved, but enough about my college years.

Yet there are reasons why sexual fantasies – lust for things that are abnormal or taboo — are best restricted to the realm of fantasy. Sexual taboos serve a social purpose; the indulgence of what advocates of sexual liberation call “transgressive” behavior inevitably leads to trouble.

Stacy goes on to describe how the Slippery Slope of Depraved Kinky Sex, another term I invented, can go from just weird to terribly wrong very quickly. True dat! By the way, look for my new book, Baby Oil and Cougars: A Beginners Guide to ex-NFL Cheerleaders and the  Slippery Slope of Freaky Sex, due out in the Summer

Dougs NFL picks, Week 8

Vikes  over Bucs

Jets over Dolphins 

Chargers over Browns

Titans over Colts

Pats over Rams

Pack over Jags

Eagles over Falcons

Steelers over Skins

Lions over Seahawks

Bears over Panthers

Chiefs over Raiders

Saints over Broncos

Cowboys over Giants

Niners over Cards

Season 63-40

Week 7 picks 10-3

Week 6 Picks 9-5

Week 5 picks 8-5

Week 4 picks 10-5

Week 3 picks 7-9 UGH

Week 2 picks 8-8 UGH

Week 1 picks 11-5

 

Doug’s NFL picks, Week 6

Steelers Topple  Titans

Bucs Bust Chiefs

Jets Corral Colts

Bengals Best Browns

Lions Edge Eagles

Falcons Rout Raiders

Dolphins Dunk Rams

Ravens Clock Cowboys

Cards Bash Bills

Pats Soar past Seahawks

Giants Nail Niners

Skins Stun Vikes

Pack Punk Texans

Chargers Beat Down Broncos

Week 5 picks 8-5

Week 4 picks 10-5

Week 3 picks 7-9 UGH

Week 2 picks 8-8 UGH

Week 1 picks 11-5

Season 44-32 UGH!

 

NFL highlights

Manning throws 400th TD Broncos roll Steelers

Skins, RG3 shock Saints 40-32

Backup QB leads Cards to win over Seahawks

Bucs upset Panthers

Niners stun Packers

Vikes hold off Jags in OT

Bears Rout Colts

Texans Rip Dolphins

Eagles edge Browns

Lions nip game Rams in final minute

Pats crush Titans

Falcons make early season statement, Chiefs hardest hit

Jets flatten Bills

Ed Picks The Top Ten Super Bowls So Far

1. Super Bowl XLIII – Pittsburgh 27, Arizona 23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zFhsE8EEvM

Notes: Most important aspects of this game.
* Steelers’ record-breaking, sixth Super Bowl win.
* Cardinals’ first championship game appearance since 1947.
* Ben Roethlisberger and Kurt Warner’s pass-completion percentages of 70 and 72 respectively.
* Linebacker James Harrison’s record-breaking, 100-yard interception return for a touchdown as time expired at the half.
* Larry Fitzgerald’s dramatic, 64-yard, catch-and-run touchdown to give the Cardinals their first lead of the game with only 2:37 left in the 4th quarter.
* Steelers’ eight-play, 78-yard drive, culminating in the most remarkable, game-winning, tightrope catch in Super Bowl history by Santonio Holmes.

2. Super Bowl XLII – New York Giants 17, New England 14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xem-xQ8MEzU

3. Super Bowl XXXVIII – New England 32, Carolina 29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GeyUNuf-VI

4. Super Bowl XXXII – Denver 31, Green Bay 24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i00r6dDZ7Q

5. Super Bowl XIII – Pittsburgh 35, Dallas 31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Ckc8OHbgU

6. Super Bowl XXIII – San Francisco 20, Cincinnati 16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaeAwcT4CPA

7. Super Bowl XXXVI – New England 20, St. Louis 17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFCH6A3UsMg

8. Super Bowl XXV – New York Giants 20, Buffalo 19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLEFFoXT4Q0

9. Super Bowl X – Pittsburgh 21, Dallas 17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i48K4zrGbwM

10. Super Bowl XXXIV – St. Louis 23, Tennessee 16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqOKrzPtus

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

A. Super Bowl III – New York Jets 16, Baltimore Colts 7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBe3_2HG0pE

B. Superbowl XXX – Dallas Cowboys 27, Pittsburgh Steelers 17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ySHkpuBohw