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*AUDIO* Deck The Marxist – A Christmas Parody Song

The following is a parody of the Christmas song ‘Deck The Halls’
Written By Edward L. Daley
Performed By The Tedious Marmosets & David Cholesterol

Here’s the words, in case some of you wish to sing along.

Deck the Marxist with a yule log
Fa la la la la la la la la
Kick his ass then drink some eggnog
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don’t be kind to commie douchebags
Fa la la la la la la la la
Treat them all like worn-out dishrags
Fa la la la la la la la la

Make the leftist beg for mercy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Call him names like dink and wussie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Dress him up like Sarah Palin
Fa la la la la la la la la
Box his ears if he starts wailin’
Fa la la la la la la la la

Liberals are void of reason
Fa la la la la la la la la
Never tolerate their treason
Fa la la la la la la la la
Their behavior’s not appallin’
Fa la la la la la la la la
If you don’t mind Joseph Stalin
Fa la la la la la la la la

Join the right-wing culture warriors
Fa la la la la la la la la
Screw the View and fuck Bill Moyers
Fa la la la la la la la la
No more time for Mr. nice guy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make a few Obamabots cry
Fa la la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la la la

Listen To The Chimpsy’s Real American Christmas Special Tonight!

Chimpsy’s Real American 87: The CRA Christmas Show – David Cholesterol

When: Wednesday, December 15 From 8:00pm – 9:30pm Est.

Where: HERE Or HERE Or HERE

Ho Ho Ho! It’s that festive time of year again, as David Cholesterol (DC) hosts his 5th annual Christmas Show!

Get out the eggnog, and get ready for some new parody tunes, as well as the liberal-mocking ditties of CHIMPSmas’ past.

Listen as DC unwraps the messages left for him under the big CRA tree! And be there, as DC tells us of a Soldier’s Christmas!

DC will also be joined by Oleg Atbashian, director of the People’s Cube (www.thepeoplescube.com) and author of Shakedown Socialism. As they discuss the failure of Socialism.

And as a bonus gift, DC will define the liberal term NEOCON, and expose those who use it!

So don’t be a Scrooge, a Grinch, or a liberal… and be there with Jingle Bells on!!!!

Click HERE For More Information

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But what exactly IS Chimpsy’s Real American – you may be asking – and who the heck is David Cholesterol? The Following videos may help to answer those questions… or not.

Click HERE To Listen To Past CRA Programs

The Triumphant Return Of The MOST Conservative Cyber-Radio Talk Show Ever!

Chimpsy’s Real American – Featuring David Cholesterol


Click HERE To Visit Chimpsy’s Real American’s Podcast Page

It’s CHIMPSYPALOOZA Tuesday!


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The Conscience Of Kansas

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If You Are Left, You Just Ain’t Right

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Captain Dan – The Cavalry Man

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All Out Amy

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Talk Show America

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Common Sense

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No Slak

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The Tedious Marmosets

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Edward L. Daley

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The Conservative Declaration

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