A 22-year-old self-medicating with pot self-reported to the police after he lost feeling in his limbs, cops say.
Police arrived to the home in Austintown, Texas and they could hear “groaning” from inside the man’s room. They discovered him in the “fetal position”surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” Fox 2 reports.
The man told police he couldn’t feel his hands because he smoked so much weed.
“A glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar of marijuana were recovered from the man’s car after he gave the keys to police,” according to The Vindicator.
Police released the man’s 911 call:
OPERATOR: 911, what’s your emergency?
CALLER: Hi – I need help.
OPERATOR: And what’s the problem?
CALLER: I’m too high.
OPERATOR: You’re too high?
OPERATOR: What’d you take?
CALLER: I can’t feel anything.
OPERATOR: You’re what?CALLER: I can’t feel anything.
OPERATOR: OK – what did you take?
OPERATOR: OK – what’s your name? Is there anyone there with you?
CALLER: Yeah, they don’t know.
So far, police haven’t charged him with any crime.