Category: That is just freaking weird!

Take a wild guess. Man identifies as a……………?

If you guessed dog, give yourself a treat

This is what happens when society not only tolerates mental illness, but applauds it, celebrates it, condones it, encourages it

Transgender man identifies as a DOG and says chasing sticks and playing on all fours has brought him closer to his husband

Playing fetch on all fours might seem like an unusual activity for an adult, but one man who identifies as a dog says it has brought him closer to his husband.

Tony McGinn, known as ‘Tony Bark’ to his friends, says he has been into animal role-play his entire life, and refers to himself as a ‘human pup’.

The 30-year-old, who was born female and is transgender, is supported by his husband and ‘handler’ Andrew who accompanies him to regular play dates with other role-players in their hometown of Los Angeles. (snip)

‘I think everyone should feel comfortable exploring the limits of their creativity and imagination and most of us have grown up in a culture that strongly discourages you from taking it too far.

‘I appreciate that I am married to someone who encourages me to explore my imagination and my interests wherever they lead and I try to do the same.’

The couple have known each other since 2009 and have three dogs of their own, which they refer to as ‘bio dogs’.

But that doesn’t mean Tony doesn’t think of himself as a ‘real dog’. He states confidently that he ‘identifies as a dog’ and says pet play is about getting into the head-space of the animal.

Well, then, what could I possibly add to this

That just ain’t right!

Via Pirates Cove comes this, this, this, I have no words

This is so Peak 2018 metrosexual pajamaboy gamma male (we’re beyond beta male territory)

I warn you that once seen, this cannot be unseen

Han grew up to be a graphic designer, along the way running the femme footwear line Syro with business partner Henry Bae. The Brooklyn-based company sells heels and boots in men’s sizes 5-14. The styles are chic and trendy—plaid, patent, over-the-knee—but not gaudy à la Kinky Boots.

Whether a customer is male, trans, or non-binary, the mission of Syro is to promote femininity and encourage a fluid sense of style.

“We get emails where kids are saying how grateful they are to discover us, which is really heartwarming,” Han said. “They tell us that they’re wearing them to prom, or to a wedding. Those spaces are so gender-confirming so it’s nice to provide them a way to express themselves and challenge norms.”

Again, there are no words

Looking for a job? Maybe there is future for you in the field of cockroach milking

Think I am joking? Moonbattery would disagree

According to progressive ideology, milk makes it be too hot out (see here and here) and worse yet is racist (see here and here and here). That’s why social engineers want us to drink cockroach milk instead (see here and here). Not only is the liberal media pushing it, but also businesses:

Using a 2016 report on the benefits of insect dairy, scientists found that the Pacific Beetle cockroach of Hawaii possesses nutrient-filled milk crystals, which they use to feed their young. “A single crystal is estimated to contain more than three times the energy of an equivalent mass of dairy milk,” the report stated. …

Some companies are already trying to get ahead of the trend by selling the bug juice in everything from milk to ice cream. “Think of Entomilk as a sustainable, nature-friendly, nutritious, lactose free, delicious, guilt-free dairy alternative of the future,” South African company Gourmet Grubb writes.

Who needs fiction when we have moonbats?

Gay man goes on rampage with big mouth bass, fellow gay man hardest hit

You cannot make these things up

Police in the historic fishing village of Sebastian were dispatched after a domestic dispute between two homosexual men ended up with one nursing a head wound from a novelty fish.

It what may be remembered in local lore as the Big Mouth Billy Bass beat down, the cops arrested 54-year-old Gregory Carney on a domestic battery charge following a quarrel over the popular singing fish replica resulted in bodily harm.

52-year-old Larry Timmerman was smacked in the dome by his lover of 17 years after he became agitated over being teased with Big Mouth Billy which threw in the trash after becoming sufficiently pissed.

The two came to blows after Timmerman confronted Carney over the missing musical fish.

So, is this guy LUCKY, or UNLUCKY?

Whichever it is nature hates his ass

893.35 quadrillion to one. That’s the likelihood of what’s happened to 20-year-old Dylan McWilliams. He was bitten by a shark, attacked by a bear, and bitten by a rattlesnake—all in just over three years.

Last week, McWilliams of Grand Junction in western Colorado was body boarding off the island of Kauai, Hawaii, when he felt something hit his leg. “I saw the shark underneath me. I started kicking at it—I know I hit it at least once—and swam to shore as quickly as I could,” McWilliams told the BBC. The wound required seven stitches and the teeth marks suggested it was a tiger shark.

While shark attacks get all the media attention, you’re more likely to be attacked by a bear. McWilliams, who has been backpacking across the U.S. and Canada for the past few years, also managed to beat 1 in 2.1 million odds of being injured by a bear. Last July, a black bear bit him on the head while he was sleeping on a camping trip in Colorado. He escaped by poking the bear in its eye. Park authorities caught the bear, found McWilliams’ blood under the bear’s claws, and put the animal down. It took nine staples to the back of his head to close McWilliams’ wounds.

Maybe not so surprisingly given McWilliams’ luck, he managed to stumble onto a rattlesnake while hiking in Utah in 2015. He said the bite had little venom in it and decided not to go to the hospital, even though he was sick for a couple of days. The odds of being bitten by a venomous snake in the U.S. are estimated at 1 in 37,500. (The odds of being killed in a car accident are far more frightening at 1 in 112.)

If you see this guy anywhere outdoors, egt the heck away

There are some things men simply should not do

Things like drinking mimosas, ordering an ice water with lemon to go along with a beer or mixed drink are signs that men, are, well, fading away. And do not get me started on men drinking “skinny margaritas” or dressing up  like lumberjacks And, now, there is the surest sign yet that manhood is DOA! Via It Ain’t Holy Water, comes news of the rompers for “men”. Yes, you read that right, and it is as bad as you might think

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Good Freaking Grief!