Category: Dumber Than Dirt

Your DOH! Moment of the Day

Bragging about poaching to a game warden? Not so smooth

Game warden Cannon Harrison probably wasn’t expecting to make his latest bust on a dating app. But that’s what happened after he matched with an Oklahoma woman on Bumble.

As they struck up an online conversation, the woman immediately shared that she had just killed a “bigo” buck — “obviously not knowing Cannon is a game warden,” wrote the Oklahoma Game Wardens in a Facebook post.

Harrison asked if she had shot the deer with a bow, as bow hunting is still legal in Oklahoma through mid-January. She said she didn’t want to discuss that, but Harrison innocently pressed further, prompting his match to reveal the details. She shared with him the location where she killed the deer and sent him several photos of the dead animal, including one in which she can be seen holding up its antlers.

In the process, the woman, whose name was not released, revealed to Harrison that she had committed two illegal acts — shooting the deer with a rifle outside of rifle season and using a spotlight at night to help her shoot the deer.

Well, poachers are scum, so, GOOD!

Your Daley Gator Political Picture O’ The Day

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Dear Idiot, it is called a holster, look into it

Via Bearing Arms comes this story of gross idiocy

Because there are a few cases where someone does something stupid and shoots themselves.

You know, cases like this one.

A man was taken to a hospital in Arizona this week after shooting himself in the groin area inside a Walmart in Buckeye, Maricopa County.

The local police department tweeted on Tuesday officers were working with what appeared to be a “self-inflicted accidental shooting” inside the Watson and Yuma Walmart.

Buckeye PD later confirmed in an update: “Adult male accidentally shot himself in the groin area inside the Walmart Watson & Yuma. Being transported to hospital. No other injuries.”

The Arizona Republic newspaper reported the incident occurred at around 6:30 p.m. after a semiautomatic handgun that was being held in the man’s waistband began to slip. The gun, which was not in a holster, discharged as he attempted to reposition it, the man told cops.

The Arizona Republic reported when police officers responded to the gun shot the man was found in the meat section of the Walmart store with “survivable injuries.” Officers said they filed a report for the unlawful discharge of a firearm but it was believed to be accidental

Note the most important line The gun, which was not in a holster

IDIOT!

 

 

Noted Moron Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has the sads that Socialism killed her former place of employment

There is dumb, then there is nuclear grade STOOPIT!

New York Democratic congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez bemoaned on Monday the closing of a restaurant where she was previously employed, however, the restaurant cited an Ocasio-Cortez-endorsed policy for its closure.

Ocasio-Cortez visited The Coffee Shop in New York’s Union Square to say goodbye to her old stomping ground before the iconic eatery shuts its doors for good.

The restaurant announced in July that it was closing, and cited the increased minimum wage as one of the attributing factors.

“The times have changed in our industry. The rents are very high and now the minimum wage is going up and we have a huge number of employees” one of The Coffee Shop’s co-founders, Charles Milite, told The New York Post.

Ocasio-Cortez has campaigned on more than doubling the federal minimum wage to $15 an hour, in addition to full healthcare and child and sick leave for all, a policy that can stifle economic growth and lead to massive layoffs.

“Ocasio-Cortez’s desired ‘living wage’ of $15 an hour has been a living hell for many small business owners in New York, who’ve been unable to offset the cost through higher prices,” Employment Policies Institute Managing Director Michael Saltsman told The Washington Free Beacon. “It’s fine to mourn the impending closure of your former employer — it’s better to understand the misguided minimum-wage mandates that contributed to that closure.”

Reality?  Naw, Ocasio-Cortez wants nothing to do with reality. She wants Socialism to work dammit! No matter how much damage to real people it does, no matter how many businesses it shutters!

*AUDIO* Mark Steyn: Syphilis, Transgender Waxing, And Emotional Support Hedgehogs

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Just a note I am blogging while injured today

It seems I am very brave, and have a high threshold for pain, and by pain, I mean painful pain, that is, well, painfully painful. See I have a strained uterus. Now, wait, before you get all high and mighty and sciency on me and say I do not have a uterus because I am a man, let me assure you that Planned Parenthood says I do

See! You haters!

*AUDIO* A Very Walton & Johnson Christmas

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