WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.
“Look, the thing, you know what it is,” Biden said. “The womenfolk know what’s at stake in this election. It’s hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don’t let me smell your hair, you ain’t a woman!” Biden then sat back in his chair with a smile, having “totally nailed” another interview.
Category: Comic Relief
No, really, the melon people have arrived
It Ain’t Holy Water pokes fun at the Gender Malfunction Brigades
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Think this would happen to a hockey player, or football player? I know geese can be mean, but any chance i get to mock golfers, I take!
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Good Freaking Grief
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