WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.
“Look, the thing, you know what it is,” Biden said. “The womenfolk know what’s at stake in this election. It’s hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don’t let me smell your hair, you ain’t a woman!” Biden then sat back in his chair with a smile, having “totally nailed” another interview.
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THIS from Diogenes, made my day
Capital Hill Police
Wednesday -1:00 AM
For Immediate Release:
Capital Hill Police do hereby issue warning to all Congressional members, their staff and all Capital Hill support employees to DO NOT position oneself either on purpose or by accident between the Senator from New York, Chuck Schumer, and any Network News Reporter, camera or microphone this Wednesday morning.
The risk of being knock down or run over and trampled by the Senator while rushing to get to any nearby microphone or camera to take full credit for saving the country with the Coronavirus Stimulus Bill negotiated late last night is considered very high and likely.
The Senator’s past history make it imperative all personnel on the Hill today to be on the lookout, be of concern and take extreme care in this matter.
Well, first off I told you you should, but also Mike offers some great commentary, common sense, and oh yeah, humor! Here is a small sampling of what he put together for this past Sunday
Nothing, and I mean nothing ever came close to the genius of The Far Side, which, according to Diogenes, is coming back