And he said, “look, just give the the sex toy back” And then she said “Hell no!”

……….And then things got weird!!

Meet Crystal Dunham of Corbin, Kentucky. Crystal got into trouble with the law after she borrowed an adult toy from her cousin and refused to give it back.

Police were dispatched late last month to a home in the city of Corbin after the occupant, Crystal Denham, called 911 to report that she had stabbed a relative.

The 33-year-old Denham told officers that Michael Barton “had come to her residence and they had gotten into an argument over a sex toy.” Specifically, Denham added, “she had borrowed it and he wanted it back.”

Go read the rest, and no, the type of sex toy is not specified you pervy pervs! Although that might make the story even more compelling, I guess. I mean enquiring minds want to know because journalism matters!

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