There really is nowhere these miscreants will not go

How better to flush away our money than with a smart toilet? Yet Senator Rand Paul (R-KY), Washington’s lonely voice of fiscal sanity, is not pleased:

Paul brought to light a $6.9 million provision for a “smart toilet” that was part of his annual federal government waste report that tabulated $54.7 billion in government waste in the past year.

Stanford University researchers used $6,973,057 in funds from the National Cancer Institute to build a toilet that contains three cameras, including one that can identify the user’s “analprint,” according to the Festivus Report 2020.

YES, REALLY