And, of course, it really will not matter what the new name is because everything will offend someone

If you do what bullies tell you to do, they will tell you to do more. The woke mob bullied the Cleveland Indians until they dropped their iconic Chief Wahoo logo. Knuckling under made further demands inevitable. Unsurprisingly, given the absence of spine in the baseball world, the Indians caved again and will change their name:

Cowardice will get you nowhere, some people will never grasp that truth