Big Breasts Matter, because ‘Merica

Lots of bad news circulating right now. But Mike McDaniel has some BIG, HUGE, Gargantuan news to lift our spirits

The left is certain of many things, but one thing, perhaps, more than any: America is not an exceptional nation.  Well gentle readers, we finally have proof that demonstrates that negative view of American exceptionalism is dead wrong, and it’s proof about a matter of world-wide interest and importance: American women have the biggest breasts in the world!  Is this a great country or what?!

So rejoice, men!  Er, I mean, actual men, not metrosexuals, pajama boys, or beings of indeterminate status that identify as female, just like to pee in women’s bathrooms, or don’t identify as anything at all because there is no such thing as gender, or there are 57 of them, or something. Gotta be inclusive these days.  Seventeen.com reports:

Science — not just boring physics equations. Apparently, science can also be used to determine some pretty wacky stuff, like which country’s women have the largest breasts in the world. According to a new study published in the Journal of Female Health Sciences, American women have the biggest busts.

Again I say loudly, and proudly, ‘MERICA

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