Life is tough, tougher for pussies like Larry Lyons

Right now, you likely have questions. Who is Larry Lyons? Why is he a walking vagina, and why am I writing about him? The answers to your queries come via Campus Reform

On a recent conference call with Illinois State University athletes and coaches, the head of the school’s athletics department, Larry Lyons, reportedly said “all Redbird lives matter” while discussing the Black Lives Matter movement. 

Lyons’ comments are now facing public backlash from university coaches, students, and alumni.

OH NO! He dared offend the perpetually offended, and now, he must be re-educated, or else. Of course, he might stand up and tell these miscreants to go intercourse themselves, but, that, that would require BALLS!

ISU track and field coach Mary Wood tweeted that the comment was “insensitive” and “attempts to drown the movement.” 

One ISU alumnus, Davontae Harris, who is now an NFL player, tweeted that  it could cause him to “disassociate myself with Illinois State.”

Regarding student-athletes, players are not attending team practices or events and are asking the athletics administration for a number of social justice demands before they return. They posted their list of four demands, which included a request for more people of color in positions of power and required seminars for athletic administration staff. 

These totalitarian starter kits, of course, are being coddled and pampered, rather than put in their place, because everyone, everywhere seems to fear the BLMers. Lyons, naturally assumed a fetal position because, again, no BALLS!

The plan followed an apology Lyons issued in the student newspaper on Friday.

“My intention was to tell all 413 student-athletes that they matter to me and I care about them. The words I choose to use, ‘All Redbird lives matter’ was offensive to many of our student-athletes and I know I hurt a significant number of them by the choice of those words. That was not my intention and I am truly sorry for that,” Lyons said.

“Black lives do matter and I am serious when I say that, and all Redbird student-athletes lives matter equally. I should have said that, and I did not. I have a lot of trust to build back,” Lyons added.

Hmmm, he should have said “All Redbird loves matter equally”, instead of “All Redbird Lives matter“? Aren’t those two statements pretty much the same? I am lost as to where these folks think they are headed? Do these people believe caving into brats going to lead to a better world? Are they that stupid? They have no balls, or, it seems brains. Their cowardice has harmed everyone involved, and has hurt by extension, everyone in this nation

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