Your Leftist Asshattery of the Day

Yes, banning plastic knives because ASSAULT PLASTICWARE!

In an attempt to combat knife crime, the United Kingdom’s Home Office unveiled on Wednesday the “KnifeFree” public service announcements on fast food fried chicken boxes.

More than 321,000 #knifefree boxes have been distributed to 210 restaurants in England and Wales, the Home Office said. The boxes have stories of people who “have chosen to pursue positive activities, such as boxing or music, instead of carrying a knife.”

“These chicken boxes will bring home to thousands of young people the tragic consequences of carrying a knife and challenge the idea that it makes you safer,” Policing Minister Kit Malthouse said. “The government is doing everything it can to tackle the senseless violence that is traumatising communities and claiming too many young lives, including bolstering the police’s ranks with 20,000 new police officers on our streets.”

Next? Spork Control!

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