Noose found at University of Michigan. Fake Moral Outrage outbreak follows

Good Freaking Grief. How do idiots like this stand being so foolish

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — University of Michigan police are investigating after a noose was found on an employee’s desk at a university hospital.

The university has “taken immediate action” to investigate the incident that occurred Thursday as an act of discrimination and criminal ethnic intimidation, said Dr. Marschall S. Runge, the dean of the University of Michigan Medical School.

“This act of hate violates all of the values that we hold dear and will not be tolerated,” Runge said in a statement, calling the noose a “symbol of hate and discrimination.”

And they will find the evil doer if they have to watch thousands of video clips, they will not rest until they find the root of this

“We have thousands of cameras all over the University of Michigan, and we are looking at all sources of information,” Young said.

But, what if there was no “hate crime”? What if some weenies just lost their lunch over nothing because they love pretending racism is everywhere? What if indeed!

Ann Arbor, Michigan — Following an extensive investigation, the University of Michigan’s Division of Public Safety and Security (DPSS) has concluded that the rope resembling a noose found at University Hospital was not the result of a hate crime.

On June 20, 2019, DPSS received a report that a Michigan Medicine employee found a spool of rope with a knot in it resembling a noose sitting on a shared workspace in University Hospital.

Based on multiple witness interviews and other evidence, DPSS does not believe that the incident involving the rope was a hate crime. If relevant new information comes forward, the case will be reopened.

During the investigation, it was learned that a spool of rope utilized for medical procedures was being used by a person on a break to practice tying a “Uni Knot,” which is a type of knot used for fishing. When the spool was returned to the storage area, the knot was still in place and discovered the following day by an employee.

Good Freaking Grief!

2 thoughts on “Noose found at University of Michigan. Fake Moral Outrage outbreak follows”

  1. For goodness sakes, I was tying hangman’s nooses when I was 12 and I never had a single thought
    about lynching anyone!

  2. This is s a drill. It is only a drill. If this had been an actual emergency you would know who to blame. Anyway, you now know the proper response you should take. This is the state.

    I too have made nooses since as a young tyke. I make many different knots and hitches. It is a fun and very useful hobby, actually more than a hobby due to how practical knots are in so many facets of life. These people have lost their marbles.

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