Some more random thoughts and tidbits from last night’s and this morning’s news crawls:
Mind you, in all three cases, I’m belaboring the obvious here. But what the hell.
Food is not art. I’m inclined to agree, seeing as to where it ends up. I’ve eaten some damn fine meals in my day, but really, it’s all just fuel. Back in my days in Uncle Sam’s service, we used to say about particularly useless troops that all they did was “suck up oxygen and turn food into shit.” Well, no matter what the input…
Although most of reason I’m inclined to agree with this is because of the ridiculous celebrity worship of asshole prima donna “chefs.” Fuck those guys.
A Nebraska school district plans to start randomly testing students for nicotine. Fuck off, slavers! And here’s the kicker: In Nebraska, e-cigarettes are legal for users 18 and up, but lawmakers are trying to raise the age to 19. Oh, for crying out loud. More graduated age-of-majority horseshit. More overbearing nanny-state government. And in Nebraska, even. What assholes.