Mike McDaniel, who is a blogger AND breast expert, explains
The left is certain of many things, but one thing, perhaps, more than any: America is not an exceptional nation. Well gentle readers, we finally have proof that demonstrates that negative view of American exceptionalism is dead wrong, and it’s proof about a matter of world-wide interest and importance: American women have the biggest breasts in the world! Is this a great country or what?
So rejoice, men! Er, I mean, actual men, not metrosexuals, pajama boys, or beings of indeterminate status that identify as female, just like to pee in women’s bathrooms, or don’t identify as anything at all because there is no such thing as gender. Gotta be inclusive these days. Seventeen.com reports:
Science — not just boring physics equations. Apparently, science can also be used to determine some pretty wacky stuff, like which country’s women have the largest breasts in the world. According to a new study published in the Journal of Female Health Sciences, American women have the biggest busts.
See? It’s science! Progressives are always complaining that their political opponents–pretty much anyone that disagrees with them about anything–hate science. Not me, no sir. This is science I can embrace–as often as possible–strictly for scientific research, mind you.