Sure Feminists support women, as long as the women know their place that is!

Part of Stacy McCain’s National Offend a Feminist Week

And their place, under Feminuts Doctrine is on the Plantation of Accepted Liberal Ideas, where any view point can be proudly expressed. As long as it is approved by Liberals of course! Now what does this mean? Well it means that only certain women are deemed fit by Leftist Feminuts. Here is a quick checklist

An “approved woman” must vehemently embrace abortion on demand. No pro-life views are welcomed or tolerated! Remember that unless a woman is aborting her baby, she is not really free!

An “approved woman” firmly holds fast to Liberal ideology on every issue, or else!

An “approved woman” never celebrates icky things like marriage, which is really just rape after all, or giving birth, because a baby in the womb is just a parasite anyway.

An “approved woman” only makes those lifestyle choices that are pre-approved by Feminuts like Amanda Marcotte. Remember ladies you can do anything you wish, as long as the Feminuts grant you permission of course!

Unapproved lifestyle choices include being a Conservative, a Republican, anything except a Democrat, being attractive to men, liking being attractive, and smiling, remember womyn are OPPRESSED so look angry all the time! Also under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman like to make men happy, or enjoy cooking, housework, or raising kids. And, of course no posing for any type pf photo shoot that might appeal to men! And working at Hooters, known as the Seventh Circle of Hell to Feminists is STRICTLY prohibited!

More Feminist Offending greatness via Matt who posts THIS OFFENSIVELY OFFENSIVE picture at The Conservative Hideout! Outrageously outrageous outrage from Feminuts in 3,2,1….

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