If you stole a truck, crashed it into an adult sex toy store and then made off with an $800 vagina, police would like to have a word with you.
According to Brownhelm Police, local residents were awakened at around 2 a.m. Monday after an unidentified man stole a semi and then crashed it into an Adultmart sex toy store.
Investigators say the man then entered the store, grabbed an $800 Male Masturbator, and then fled in the truck.
Investigators say the man drove the truck about 1/4 mile before abandoning the damaged vehicle and fleeing on foot with the prized sex toy.
The man has not yet been identified and arrested.
The male masturbator in question is a high dollar item known for having the most life-like and anatomically correct vagina and buttocks in the industry. For those of you who must know why something like this would cost $800 dollars (or more)… well… here ya go.