Hopefully Levi will enter a nice 12-step program, like, say Douchers Anonymous!
“Last year, after Bristol and I broke up, I was unhappy and a little angry. Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true,” he tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I have already privately apologized to Todd and Sarah. Since my statements were public, I owe it to the Palins to publicly apologize.”
Deadbeat dad Levi Johnston is trying to make amends for his past sins against the Palins. He is coming clean on the lies he told against the Palins.
The question is this. Is he really sorry? There are more questions too of course. Is this a stunt? Will Andrew Sullivan still have dirty thoughts about Levi in a chicken suit? Why do so many women fall for such obvious losers? HMMMMMMMMM
The Other McCain answers my Sully question, apparently, Sully likes to fantasize about Levi dressed as Sarah Palin’s uterus!
Andrew Sullivan detects a conspiracy to silence the trailer trash hustlers courageous souls who speak the Trig Truth:
In Palinland, no one knows what’s really going on. But I wonder if this is a somewhat panicked response to the recent blip upwards in web interest in the Trig question. With all these family members able to speak to the public and McGinniss digging deeper, Todd and Sarah may have felt the need to crack down and use Levi’s access to Tripp and Bristol as their latest weapon.
This new turn in Sully’s relentless ”Fear the Republican Uterus” campaign was necessitated because (a) Levi Johnston finally admitted he’s a liar, and (b) Levi’s sister Mercede claims she’s being “threatened” if she doesn’t stop lying on her blog:
Read all of Stacy’s post. That Sulivan is a sick puppy!