Comes to us from the Blogosphere’s Riddler, Robery Stacy McCain.
What’s the Difference Between Lesbianism and Plagiarism?
With the answer being…….
Nobody ever downloaded a hot plagiarism video.
And all of that deals with Obama’s Gay, Lesbian, Homosexual, Supreme Court nominee who just happens to, well, play for the other team. Not that that is of any real importance, unless you are, like me, trying to steal a bit of McCain’s Elena Kagan is Gay Google Bomb.
Tonight, I’m reaping the Google traffic bonanza from ”How Gay Is Elena Kagan?” (Short answer: Gayer than Rosie O’Donnell guest-hosting the Ellen DeGeneres show.) Now everybody’s Googling for America’s most famous stealth lesbian:
Kagan, 50, served as the Dean of Harvard Law Lesbian School from 2003 to 2009. Obama nominated her to serve in her current post as solicitor general early in 2009, and she won Senate confirmation by a vote of 61-31. She is the first woman lesbian to serve as solicitor general of the United States. . . .
Some liberal critics have said that Kagan’s views on executive power and the treatment of terrorist detainees are too conservative lesbian . . .
Obviously, some editing was required there. Does anyone care what I think of Elena Kagan’s judicial philosophy? No, but they’ll scour every corner of the Internet for “Elena Kagan lesbian” or “Elena Kagan gay,” and it’s been months since I’ve had a Google-bomb winner like that. (If you’re looking for “Elena Kagan nude” or “Elena Kagan sex video,” you’re pathetic and disgusting, but traffic is traffic.)
But, before you get mad at me, just recall that it was McCain who infamously posted: Gayest SCOTUS Evah! And also THIS! ELENA KAGAN IS TOTALLY GAY! Mr. McCain, you are truly a genius at this blogging stuff. Althogh I think you mised something. Kagain is not a Lesbian. Kagan is actually Kevin James in drag! So, perhaps Kagan should be called a Gay, overweight, cross-dressing comedian, just pretending to be a Lesbian Supreme Court nominee.