Stacy McCain introduces new line of Lingerie


The infamous R.S. McCain is always up to something, and his latest scheme seems to be delving into the lingerie business. In particular, lingerie for curvy women.

Frankly, we like ladies somewhere in the range between “a little more to love” and “never missed a biscuit.” More to love and all that. So we were pleased to see that when it came time to post a scandalous plus-size lingerie video, our friend Donald Douglas thought of us:

The ad, which features the very attractive AshleyGraham, who has stolen Bob Belvedere’s heart it seems, has been banned by ABC and Fox, and some wonder if this might not be because Ashley is not your typical slim model

It appears that ABC and Fox have made the decision to define beauty for you by denying our new, groundbreaking Cacique commercial from airing freely on their networks.

ABC refused to show the commercial during “Dancing with the Stars” without restricting our airtime to the final moments of the show. Fox demanded excessive re-edits and rebuffed it three times before relenting to air it during the final 10 minutes of “American Idol,” but only after we threatened to pull the ad buy.
Yes, these are the same networks that have scantily-clad housewives so desperate they seduce every man on the block, and don’t forget Bart Simpson, who has shown us the moon more often than NASA, all during what they call “prime time.”

Now, I cannot guess the intentions of the people who banned the ad. It is certainly not because it is too racy, so there is something else at play. 


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