Comes from the fertile mind of Robert Stacy McCain concerning Eric Massa and Gropegate
If You Haven’t Been Groped by Eric Massa Yet, Please Raise Your Hand
Well, I must say, neither Ed, nor I have been groped by Massa either. This is easily provable by the fact that he has all of his teeth, which would not be the case if, well, you know.
You know, Eric Massa’s problems, might have all been avoided, if only he had heeded the sage advice of the Georgia Satellites